I went to the awesome minecraftia server and saw this epic thing most of you guys made.
Tristarz started this story and I wanna do it here. >:3
So just for those who dont know, you can write only 3 words in each post you make. Cant make continuous posts. Be patient and wait for others. And it has to be related to the previous comment. Together it would make a really wierdass story till the end. Its superfun. Lets see how this story winds up. XD
This is how they made it.
(For those who didnt understand, please just dont post anything and ruin it. Posts not making sense will be ignored.)
Minecraftia forever! Lets take it to 15 pages >
So here goes. Ill start. :3
Once upon a
STORY COMPLETED! Heres what we made
Tristarz started this story and I wanna do it here. >:3
So just for those who dont know, you can write only 3 words in each post you make. Cant make continuous posts. Be patient and wait for others. And it has to be related to the previous comment. Together it would make a really wierdass story till the end. Its superfun. Lets see how this story winds up. XD
This is how they made it.
- Spoiler:
- Once upon a time there was somebody who was really really really fat and ugly who looked like a fat endermen and he ate Creepers for breakfast. then he would Grief for days But then he took a big knife and cut his own little Block of cheese with that he killed the owner of a huge of a huge griefing clan that griefed his mothers family statue of a very big red dragon that could eat a lil punks that (Made no freaking sense there, good job lost :/) Your head off and then your arms without the Need for help. The next day he played a Game called minecraft while doing that he had sex Usin his toys he also did himself with a dildo he bought. After the orgy and tripped over He face planted on big boobs then he got a very big idea to paint a fire truck and then he killed a monkey then he again ate some cake with a girl who lies alot but then thek826 reported him for eating little children griefing srh's girlfriends's and she banned lilpunk for being to awesome for all of you then she said that was a big lie that ended up causing lilpunk to commit 1st degree griefing he then sucided i did not grief the world he was framed. but his girlfriend Falconkicked lil for liking chicken butts and sucking girl i said wtf And lil was so freaking awesome but he sucked your moms ... lolipops inside the special cookie jar. that made no sense at all. he then realised he loved videogames and watching spongebob cause its funny but his girlfriend did not exist Now he went mad at losthero mad at tristarz because TriStarz just without a little chicken pie said "mmmmmm.... chicken" and after that(what has happened to this it slowly is slowly becoming messed up) i ate more.... some raw chicken which made me very very sick. The next day TriStarz got aids then srh had sex with Dino_Crackers dino ended up In heaven and that was lie she really ended up in aether not dead but pregnant from srh XD. In other news... Tristarz had gas and died from Drowning in lava Then thek826 went to die in his bed and while singing friday he killed himself. then Cranky_Cacti revived bruce lee and hit him with a stick but I ate it With a condom Then Cranky_Cacti has a chocolate cookie that cranky_cacti enjoyed. While giving a creeper a bath then the creeper did not explode instead he ate cranky_cacti's cookies and died because cranky_cacti Ate a cookie. then Minecraftia died.
(For those who didnt understand, please just dont post anything and ruin it. Posts not making sense will be ignored.)
Minecraftia forever! Lets take it to 15 pages >So here goes. Ill start. :3
Once upon a
STORY COMPLETED!
Heres what we made- Spoiler:
- Once upon a time, there was a boy named Mr. Jaggy Jagger. That day he planted a tree, and he farted and flew away into his neighbour's CAT'S FAT ASS. Who Meoooooooow'ed like someone who drinks a shit ton of red vodka. Got drunk and fell down the stairs and died instantly. Then he revived A SHITTY UNICORN that fucked a huge yellow banana in his ass. Then he ate a live octopus who liked dubstep, little punk musicians and shit unicorns. Then he met Osama Da Mamma who shat rainbows. He went to India to be racist and raped a motherfucking handicapped chick and ate curry and threw up on Sandyman and he got pissed. So he fucked Osama because he no longer wanted to be straight. In other news, he fucked cows. After that General fixed zido again but then Heather raped us all! But she loved cakes so much that she fucked PZH145's house while she was raped by a horse that had AIDS! That had previously raped your mom in a standard fashion. While eating dirt, he discovered that, it was his Ancestor who discovered gravity. And then he went to Narnia! In Narnia he met a lion named Aslan and then he awoke and the lion ate shit in a lake with shit. Then later on, while covered in shit, he thought fuck the world, when zombies sucked $1.50 from his pants when heate some shit off of 44bottles but then he kicked Sandyman's FAT FUCKING ASS TWICE. Then he died by Sandyman TWICE yet again. Then Sandy learnt of the dubstep. "wub wub wub, wub fap wub" he said everyday. He was shufflin along with Unknown_Mage who was typing to fix perms for version 1.2.4 when Sandy died. 44 pissed on someone named HellRaiser, shitted on Playboxx, stabbed playboxx too. And ate her. Then he met the God of minecraft called Notch when he masturbated in his dreams. Then PZH killed Dan821 who made 44 eat shit while Dan ate an elephants shit just before PZH woke up from an epic sleep. He turned around and was butt-hurt and saw a knee which took hold of a nice long arrow and a potato which looked tasty so PZH ate nothing because Quark sat on a retarded noob hellraiser who ate a BIG FAT BANANA who then cried but there came Mage who banned that bitch HellRaiser. Then he played MMMMMEEEEIIIIINNNNCRAAAAFFFFT all day. He made an epic looking mansion with 72 bedrooms and 1000 toilets which made fountains! Along with Sandyman who was awesome like Captain Crunch while a dragon was racist towards Sandy for being so very epic and very very superbly handsome looking, that was loved by all girls except for his arch enemy, called Catwoman! And she loved eminem who hated Sandy because Batman taught him martial arts and made him Robin cuz Sandy had just finished exams which were GAY like Justin Bieber. Then Quark and rpatt51 and Sandyman and Stephen Hawking invented time machines and met thek826. All of them who then had become fat alberts had lots of Coca-Cola and lots of ripe mangoes and great grandchildren who then became broke and the Potato of time suddenly came in and died TWICE but Mario revived him with SUPERPOWERS. "ISA ME MAAAARIO" Along with 44bottles and Old Man Jenkins. Then Spongebob farted and flew away into deep space and reached Mars, precisely, Bruno Mars and discovered aliens and killed them. Then the time vortex appeared suddenly and all went to Sandy's place to play minecraft. Sandy found out that minecraft ruled and killed himself. And HellRaiser died with everyone else. ~THE END~ -trollface-
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