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    Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

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    Farquor
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    Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:11 pm

    one day, two people were having exploding cheekun in d*** while flying to the (milky way/to Candyland). But then, a duck f*** them. They were
    always fighting to win the championship of the Minecraft PVP to save princess peach, and then bowser took her virginity right before
    luigi said "yo shit." Then Mario defecated on yo mamma with a Skypig who then killed Sandyman, while Sandy wondered why he liked cake and
    ate a cheekun. And BladeX raped an UnknownMage. And then a Banhammer hit. Then somehow BladeX killed Chuck Norris. But it was impossible.
    But then, stinky butts came out of my stinky a**, and then yo mamma's husband who Killed Billy. Then punched Mr. Billy, who then got trolled
    while being a moron. Then Hamburger sat on the fat buns of yo dawg when dude had fun. Then Dude went to The BurgerShot to kick pokemonb02 in
    a snorlax so the world will be ruled by boobs of the Great Snorlax that had a giant feast that shoot poop from his middle finger which was about
    a person who also was retarded. But still, nobody cared. So he comitted suicide with a pointy banana that he got from the devil, who intern, punched
    many pigs, and they turned into a Ragdoll while jumping off a high cliff near hawaii, but a rainbow made them swallow a cat. Then the cat
    crapped out BladeX while playboxx called Farquor Awsome! But then, a wild hermit crab popped out of my pocket then a pig shat out Farquors little
    BB gun, but it was covered by poop. But it smelled like strawberry jam, but tasted like a metal socket that was made of some kind of poop that
    was from Farquors Lego box. But it was made of Farquors lego blocks. But then, Play's legos made Farquor a gun that peed out fire that was glowing
    blue with sparkles and pink. But Sandyman was awesome at being a very gay boi, who sometimes hated lies that his sexual interest on a gay person
    who was gay obviously. But he crapped out yo mamma because she was covered in jello that tasted like white BladeX droppings. And they became
    big as an epic thingy that could make diabeetus squirt j*** that also made me have a preety orgy that ended with a play-time baby during
    sleepy-time on a big stick with yo mamma who was trying to eat BladeX's yellow noodel Dack, but out came the pedobear from BladeX's closet.
    From my a**, came a baby pedo that raped Farquors grandma to death. So then, Farquor's grandma was dead and sexy. So then, Nyan cat chopped
    BladeX's big carrot that was made from the carrot which was long, orange and had leaves and BladeX's perfume. So it made me puke out lots of
    fallout3 guns that shot out mininukes. Then the Super Toilet ate a very big p**** while BladeX was wanting the fat bit**es. Then he had some
    very nice buttsecks untill there they ate potatoe island with sporks made of tree bark. But it was confiscated by the duck police. And Mage, who
    also, got arrested by the suger bunnies. The End. Hope you enjoyed it! Took i while to put together, and tried to make most of it fit. But I
    think it came out nice! Thank you for reading! Very Happy
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Gascan35KD on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:40 pm

    :O i wouldve never taken the time to do that O.O
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by showtime3636 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:12 pm

    Whooooo, he deserves a reward Very Happy
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by gf people on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:18 pm

    Everyone Clap For Farquor For Taking The Time To Do This king
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:27 pm

    Very Happy Thank you
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by BladeX on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:34 pm

    wtf? how many times was my name mentioned in this? lol.
    anyways nice job, i took the time to read ALL of this


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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Le_Binster on Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:04 am

    -Claps in joy- Congrats and thank you Farquor Very Happy
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:10 am

    No problem. It had to be done sooner or later, and i thought everyone forgot, so i was just surfing through old posts, and fell upon this. And just decided to write it all out Smile
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by __Heather__ on Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:35 am

    Man, kids these days have the strangest thoughts.
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:45 am

    HAHAHA ikr?
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Le_Binster on Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:12 am

    Lol
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Sandyman on Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:31 am

    Lmfao this story xD id made no sense but is still epic. C': (And this being said, im not gay!) Xd
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:00 am

    Are you sure Sandy? I mean, the story says it all no?
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by BladeX on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:57 am

    Sandyman wrote:Lmfao this story xD id made no sense but is still epic. C': (And this being said, im not gay!) Xd
    idk about that.. LOL. no jk sandy, you're the man
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by thek826 on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:23 am

    Damn, you guys sure made a weird story 0_o
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:45 am

    Did you not take part in it Thek? I was pretty sure everyone did.....
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by trex341 on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:54 pm

    Didn't read it but GJ BRO! Very Happy xD
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by PlayboxxIsEpic on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:59 pm

    *cough*low life*cough*
    Anyways... Good job on... this.. thing
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by thek826 on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:28 pm

    Farquor wrote:Did you not take part in it Thek? I was pretty sure everyone did.....

    OK, we came up with a weird story Razz But I barely participated, especially compared to everyone else
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by UnknownMage on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:31 pm

    *Makes note to ban the person that included me in the story in such a strange way*

    You guys can just ignore me, just walking by...
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    *whistles*
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    *cues diabolical laughter and background lightning
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by trex341 on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:51 pm

    UnknownMage wrote:*Makes note to ban the person that included me in the story in such a strange way*

    You guys can just ignore me, just walking by...
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    *whistles*
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    *cues diabolical laughter and background lightning

    LMAO!! oh btw did you change my login nad logout message?!? :O
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by BladeX on Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:23 am

    UnknownMage wrote:*Makes note to ban the person that included me in the story in such a strange way*

    You guys can just ignore me, just walking by...
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    *whistles*
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    .
    *cues diabolical laughter and background lightning

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    P.S - I saw that microscopic text at the bottom, very clever
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:05 am

    BladeX wrote:
    UnknownMage wrote:*Makes note to ban the person that included me in the story in such a strange way*

    You guys can just ignore me, just walking by...
    .
    *whistles*
    .
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    *cues diabolical laughter and background lightning

    .
    .
    .
    P.S - I saw that microscopic text at the bottom, very clever
    Hahahahaha
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by Farquor on Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:55 am

    No, Not everyone has read this. IT MUST BE READ BY ALL!! -bump- =)
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    Re: Epic Story 4 FULL STORY

    Post by carriedsubset on Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:27 pm

    *claps* cheers You did it friend

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