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Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
One day in your moms pussy a little critter on a stick had a blast with yo mamma on a smaller stick along with unicorns and rainbows later on that stick of wonder fell of a magical mountain with a waterfall that was flowing upwards towards the great fluffy clouds where creatures called fat people cooled themselves with multiple fluffy people aboarded the moms pussy back to reality. PZH went into a pussy on a stick that was in the biggest mountain of the pussy in other news i banged yomama on a table while the son watched in glory as the pussy spat out juice onto the table which was in a bottle....44 made flapjacks with potatoes that became munchlaxes that then became snorlaxes who then f*** a cat as it tried to escape the belly of snorlax who pulled out an ak47 and killed himself anyways so then the massive stick came from no where on youtube because a giant cat ate the giant kitty cats horse on the bukkit later on, Blade went to the biggest main potato in the entire world of gumball who lived in mordecal and rigbys d*** in the park that was love playing BO2 and beat all the f*** noobs. Anywho PokemonB02 kicked Chuck Norris and HE REALLY DIED! But it was a pussy cat that licked the mouses furry bumbum that had shit loads of gay and then they started taking pills that were made of pussy cats that ate random delicious pringles that were made of mud obviously then they decided to climb trees of mud and shit to do on the bathroom while chickens ate mage flavored tacos that felt like epic crap bags and tasted like roasted french peanuts as flying potatoes sworn to PZH's secret p0rn room gave him potatoes that tasted very bitter but were perverted potatoes that were actually amazing at f*** mothers while their husbands willingly watched as they ate bananas made of dolphins that were covered in sweet sweet disgusting expired milf that tasted like yo mama then the two bananas f*** eachother while each-others pies and cakes while pussy cats flew to Carrot Island in their flying cars while they shat on the massive stick of Not-Norris! But then a giant big ape shaped balloon that was gay flew to potato island where PZH presided then i shat on top of the holy herobrine and he died because of the giant potato turd that Blade made to rape himself in DAT corner of his room nyan nyan nyan said the nyan cat that was watching some asian pornography and then he watched The Simpsons and Family Guy then went back to his house to masturbate dogs while milking cows while eating kitty litter out of the oval office while the president on a cow ate the poop as he shat out his wife onto the eagle of the flag then he exploded into little nyan horse who ate a big banana of banana land that danced like those people that wiggle wiggle people on banana island then mage decided to update the his twitter account he then got tired of minecraft and was dreaming about minecraft in his dreams then he pooped on the mystical melon of happiness as he flew over the island of potato with rockets as potatoes destroyed your moms kitchen when suddenly your boobs turned into a big fat blob of really really really really really really really really really REALLY really reall giant watermelon full of really really really long spam of pips and watermelony pus and chickens from PZH's IFC fell on sandymans front door of his epic mansion that looked like a building of bricks you shat from your mouth sour patch kid sandys mansion was made with blocks full of dirt from the land of eqestria, so therefore the land must be destroyed because of poop from PZH's cow exploded young trollers who ate pokes epic a** cakes that tasted like popeyes fried chicken while your moms son was stupid meanwhile in Le-Master-Troll-Squad-HQ poke exploded into 50 more badass-pokes that came from pokemon heaven itself and they died. Then they all exploded and died while eating potatoes because only PZH can. Then Poke gave birth to a mermaid named Ralph then raped it through the booty-hole then started having more rape. Then it was a lie because some cake ate POKES testies and he started to fart cows and they became pokes non-existent d*** so then something exploded in the general headquarters of Pokes butthole and impregnated him then he gave birth to yo mama and sandyman died by the cause of type 2 diabetes it was diabeetus. The sandymans parents said OMURGADD and sent him to master gaylord school because diabeetus is contagious with Wilford brimleys metaphorical DIABEETUS when sandy got high on love with potato chips he got rid of the diabeetus the end? But wait Blade was not straight cause someone did hump a cow like poke does then 44bottles decided to declare a war on the end he then ate a poisonous potato that taste like kentucky fried chicken then thek's army blew up KFC because of it's big giant black bowling ball. Then thek assassinated the BladeExo flaming cookie. Afterwards thek navy got bombed by the united nations of Butter Island then thek declared that he's homo for himself. General 101 led the charge against Odie680's piece of shit band of idiots that took over the entire planet by being morons soon they became flaming morons because they started having a big ragegasm over a pile of flaming turds.
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
good lord my neck hurts from typing this.... XD
PZH145- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
lol thanks for putting thsi together
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
yeah no problem
showtime3636- Posts : 735
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Wow u bitch. I specifically made a post saying that I was going to do this. Thanks for wasting 5 hours of my time
showtime3636- Posts : 735
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I'm posting it anyways -.-
READ THIS ONE, THIS ONE IS REAL
OTHER WAS MADE AFTER ORIGANAL(mine)
One day in your moms pussy a little critter on a stick had a blast with yo mamma on a smaller stick along with unicorns and rainbows l later on that stick of wonder fell of a magical mountain with a waterfall that was flowing upwards towards the great fluffy clouds where creatures called fat people cooled themselves with multiple fluffy people aboarded the moms pussy back to reality. PZH went into a pussy on a stick that was in the biggest mountain of the pussy in other news i banged yomama on a table while the son watched in glory as the pussy spat out juice onto the table which was in a bottle....44 Pregnant moms made flapjacks that became munchlaxes that then became snorlaxes who then f*** a cat as it tried to escape the belly of snorlax who pulled out an ak47 and killed himself anyways so then the massive stick came from no where on youtube because a giant cat ate the giant kitty cats horse on the bucket later on, Blade went to the biggest main potato in the entire world of gumball who lived in mordecal and rigbys d*** in the park that was love playing BO2 and beat all the f*** noobs. Anywho PokemonB02 kicked Chuck Norris and HE REALLY DIED! But it was a pussy cat that licked the mouses furry bumbum that had shit loads of gay and then they started taking pills that were made of pussy cats that ate random delicious pringles that were made of mud obviously then they decided to climb trees of mud and shit to do on the bathroom while chickens ate mage flavored tacos that felt like epic crap bags and tasted like roasted french peanuts as flying potatoes sworn to PZH's secret p0rn room gave him potatoes that tasted very bitter but were perverted potatoes that were actually amazing at f*** mothers while their husbands willingly watched as they ate bananas made of dolphins that were covered in sweet sweet disgusting expired milf that tasted like yo mama then the two bananas f*** eachother while each-others pies and cakes while pussy cats flew to Carrot Island in their flying cars while they shat on the massive stick of Not-Norris! But then a giant big ape shaped balloon that was gay flew to potato island where PZH presided then i shat on top of the holy herobrine and he died because of the giant potato turd that Blade made to rape himself in DAT corner of his room nyan nyan nyan said the nyan cat that was watching some asian pornography and then he watched The Simpsons and Family Guy then went back to his house to masturbate dogs while milking cows while eating kitty litter out of the oval office while the president on a cow ate the poop as he shat out his wife onto the eagle of the flag then he exploded into little nyan horse who ate a big banana of banana land that danced like those people that wiggle wiggle people on banana island then mage decided to update the his twitter account he then got tired of minecraft and was dreaming about minecraft in his dreams then he pooped on the mystical melon of happiness as he flew over the island of potato with rockets as potatoes destroyed your moms kitchen when suddenly your boobs turned into a big fat blob of really really really really really really really really really REALLY really reall giant watermelon full of really really really long spam of pips and watermelony pus and chickens from PZH's IFC fell on sandymans front door of his epic mansion that looked like a building of bricks you shat from your mouth sour patch kid sandys mansion was made with blocks full of dirt from the land of eqestria, so therefore the land must be destroyed because of poop from PZH's cow exploded young trollers who ate pokes epic a** cakes that tasted like popeyes fried chicken while your moms son was stupid meanwhile in Le-Master-Troll-Squad-HQ poke exploded into 50 more badass-pokes that came from pokemon heaven itself and they died. Then they all exploded and died while eating potatoes because only PZH can. Then Poke gave birth to a mermaid named Ralph then raped it through the booty-hole then started having more rape. Then it was a lie because some cake ate POKES testies and he started to fart cows and they became pokes non-existent d*** so then something exploded in the general headquarters of Pokes butthole and impregnated him then he gave birth to yo mama and sandyman died by the cause of type 2 diabetes it was diabeetus. The sandymans parents said OMURGADD and sent him to master gaylord school because diabeetus is contagious with Wilford brimleys metaphorical DIABEETUS when sandy got high on love with potato chips he got rid of the diabeetus the end? But wait Blade was not straight cause someone did hump a cow like poke does then 44bottles decided to declare a war on the end he then ate a poisonous potato that taste like kentucky fried chicken then thek's army blew up KFC because of it's big giant black bowling ball. Then thek assassinated the BladeExo flaming cookie. Afterwards thek navy got bombed by the united nations of Butter Island then thek declared that he's homo for himself. General 101 led the charge against Odie680's piece of shit band of idiots that took over the entire planet by being morons soon they became flaming morons because they started having a big ragegasm over a pile of flaming turds.
Whoever is messing with my posts stop
OTHER WAS MADE AFTER ORIGANAL(mine)
One day in your moms pussy a little critter on a stick had a blast with yo mamma on a smaller stick along with unicorns and rainbows l later on that stick of wonder fell of a magical mountain with a waterfall that was flowing upwards towards the great fluffy clouds where creatures called fat people cooled themselves with multiple fluffy people aboarded the moms pussy back to reality. PZH went into a pussy on a stick that was in the biggest mountain of the pussy in other news i banged yomama on a table while the son watched in glory as the pussy spat out juice onto the table which was in a bottle....44 Pregnant moms made flapjacks that became munchlaxes that then became snorlaxes who then f*** a cat as it tried to escape the belly of snorlax who pulled out an ak47 and killed himself anyways so then the massive stick came from no where on youtube because a giant cat ate the giant kitty cats horse on the bucket later on, Blade went to the biggest main potato in the entire world of gumball who lived in mordecal and rigbys d*** in the park that was love playing BO2 and beat all the f*** noobs. Anywho PokemonB02 kicked Chuck Norris and HE REALLY DIED! But it was a pussy cat that licked the mouses furry bumbum that had shit loads of gay and then they started taking pills that were made of pussy cats that ate random delicious pringles that were made of mud obviously then they decided to climb trees of mud and shit to do on the bathroom while chickens ate mage flavored tacos that felt like epic crap bags and tasted like roasted french peanuts as flying potatoes sworn to PZH's secret p0rn room gave him potatoes that tasted very bitter but were perverted potatoes that were actually amazing at f*** mothers while their husbands willingly watched as they ate bananas made of dolphins that were covered in sweet sweet disgusting expired milf that tasted like yo mama then the two bananas f*** eachother while each-others pies and cakes while pussy cats flew to Carrot Island in their flying cars while they shat on the massive stick of Not-Norris! But then a giant big ape shaped balloon that was gay flew to potato island where PZH presided then i shat on top of the holy herobrine and he died because of the giant potato turd that Blade made to rape himself in DAT corner of his room nyan nyan nyan said the nyan cat that was watching some asian pornography and then he watched The Simpsons and Family Guy then went back to his house to masturbate dogs while milking cows while eating kitty litter out of the oval office while the president on a cow ate the poop as he shat out his wife onto the eagle of the flag then he exploded into little nyan horse who ate a big banana of banana land that danced like those people that wiggle wiggle people on banana island then mage decided to update the his twitter account he then got tired of minecraft and was dreaming about minecraft in his dreams then he pooped on the mystical melon of happiness as he flew over the island of potato with rockets as potatoes destroyed your moms kitchen when suddenly your boobs turned into a big fat blob of really really really really really really really really really REALLY really reall giant watermelon full of really really really long spam of pips and watermelony pus and chickens from PZH's IFC fell on sandymans front door of his epic mansion that looked like a building of bricks you shat from your mouth sour patch kid sandys mansion was made with blocks full of dirt from the land of eqestria, so therefore the land must be destroyed because of poop from PZH's cow exploded young trollers who ate pokes epic a** cakes that tasted like popeyes fried chicken while your moms son was stupid meanwhile in Le-Master-Troll-Squad-HQ poke exploded into 50 more badass-pokes that came from pokemon heaven itself and they died. Then they all exploded and died while eating potatoes because only PZH can. Then Poke gave birth to a mermaid named Ralph then raped it through the booty-hole then started having more rape. Then it was a lie because some cake ate POKES testies and he started to fart cows and they became pokes non-existent d*** so then something exploded in the general headquarters of Pokes butthole and impregnated him then he gave birth to yo mama and sandyman died by the cause of type 2 diabetes it was diabeetus. The sandymans parents said OMURGADD and sent him to master gaylord school because diabeetus is contagious with Wilford brimleys metaphorical DIABEETUS when sandy got high on love with potato chips he got rid of the diabeetus the end? But wait Blade was not straight cause someone did hump a cow like poke does then 44bottles decided to declare a war on the end he then ate a poisonous potato that taste like kentucky fried chicken then thek's army blew up KFC because of it's big giant black bowling ball. Then thek assassinated the BladeExo flaming cookie. Afterwards thek navy got bombed by the united nations of Butter Island then thek declared that he's homo for himself. General 101 led the charge against Odie680's piece of shit band of idiots that took over the entire planet by being morons soon they became flaming morons because they started having a big ragegasm over a pile of flaming turds.
Whoever is messing with my posts stop
Last edited by showtime3636 on Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:34 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Staff messing with my shit ._.)
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
don't call me a bitch...immature little prick
showtime3636- Posts : 735
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
._. It's not ur fault. It's the staff tht deleted my Posts fault. I'm sorry Alex, I am not mad at u. It was directed at the staff...
Last edited by showtime3636 on Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:28 pm; edited 1 time in total
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
it had better not have been directed at me....
showtime3636- Posts : 735
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
It's not... I just said so above ^^^
pokemonb02- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
We have nice grammar...
PlayboxxIsEpic- Posts : 1189
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Stop insulting each other before you both are tempbanned from forums for 1 day -_-.
PZH145- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Brah, they already stopped
Sandyman- Admin
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Nice story. And show im pretty sure it doesnt take 5 hours. Lol.
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Why did my mom get mentioned and why am I at war with poke?
I have no recollection of this.
I have no recollection of this.
pokemonb02- Moderator+
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Wait what?
showtime3636- Posts : 735
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Re: Epic Story 5 All Put Together!!
Sandy I was trying to do it on iPod lol
Alexgogo12345- Moderator+
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Show......I don't think he was reading yours.....plus mine was typed first cause I posted it first
PlayboxxIsEpic- Posts : 1189
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Stop going offtopic with who typed faster and who posted faster E.E
PZH145- Moderator+
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Lock so no further crappy poopy
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